Wednesday, December 07, 2005

TO WHOMSOEVER IT MAY CONCERN...

To whomsoever it concerns

I hereby solemnly pledge that the below stated facts are true to the best of my knowledge -

1. I hereby reiterate that I have indeed completed by Bachelors of Engineering and am not a III std pass, leave alone a XIIth pass as you seem to presume me to be.
2. I also believe myself to have completed my Engineering degree in Computer Science.
3. Further more I do indeed know how to operate a computer and do NOT require a step by step manual on how to switch it on and be taught how to use a WORD document or how to fill in numbers in an Excel sheet.
4, Oh, I also do know my numbers of 1-9 and have indeed learn how to add, subtract, multiply and divide contrary to your inability to believe so.
4. I also declare myself to not have an IQ of -141.
5. In the certainty of your disbelief, I request you to approach the Human Resource Department and obtain a copy of my resume and photocopies of my original university and school certificates( oh, my!! they do exist!!) which attests to the afore mentioned facts.



Thanks and Regards,
Deepti

5 comments:

Einsteinophile said...

Wow!!! I'm running to the HR dept to see whether u r rite!! ;)

Unknown said...

ahem...looks like someone's going through an alter-ego trip!

nandini said...

whoa! well... thanks for the confirmation ;P

Kausikram Krishnasayee said...

wowo!! wipro has got a real engg over here .......so people beware of discussing the third sub routine in the first module of the fifth library file .....;P

Anonymous said...

then why are u coding and doing IT coolie job?